* These safety glasses have been equipped with magnification inserts to help make text bigger and reading easier. Bifocal safety glasses? What will they come up with next?

* These safety glasses have bifocal power of 2.5. You’re teetering on the edge. This is blowing up the text pretty big.

* The clear lens is ideal for indoor applications when you need eye protection, and when you eat (to protect against errant forks).

* The magnification inserts have been precisely placed to prevent headaches, eyestrain, and accidents resulting from things appearing to darn close.

* These safety glasses combine the ultimate in style and protection, a pairing that hasn’t been seen since Gary Coleman and Emanuel Lewis shared a stage.

* The soft rubber nose pads of this protective eyewear adjust themselves for your comfort. I can’t wait until cars fix themselves.

* Meets ANSI Z87.1-2003 + standards

* Provides 99.9% UV Protection